The ceremony, organized by the magazine Annals of Improbable Research, is aiming at honour achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think".
HaHa, I just cannot stop laughing.
The winner of public health, a bra-convertible-mask, is truly genius. The traditional masks are too dull to wear. They are too clean, too rigid and too homogeneous. With this winner, we men are the definite beneficiary. By baring the freshly stripped bra on our heads, we could feel the scent and warm of our lovers. With sundry colour, lace and material, suddenly, mask becomes such a lovely gadget. In addition, the highness of bridge is coincidentally proportionate to the cup size of breast for different races and thus, the flat nose we Easterners have matches the generally available A-cup.
The hardship that the medicine winner has been suffering could also not be underestimated. Being a guinea pig himself, Donald L Unger continuously cracks his knuckles but the right hand for 60 years, in order to investigate the likeliness of arthritis by the different treatments. I mean, being a fond cracker of knuckles myself, it is of utmost difficulty to repress the seduction of cracking all the joints, for the sake of completeness. So, Mr Unger's tolerance could not be overlooked.
With the motto "勤有功，戲無益", every Chinese parents would have their brows puckered by reading this news. However, Westerners are so causal that even genuine Nobel Prize laureates attended the ceremony as presenters. So again, humour please.
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